WE HAVE ENTERED A NEW ERA: VISIONS OF FUEL (CHAPTER I)

YOU CLEARLY ARE MISTAKEN IF YOU THINK EVEN FOR A SECOND YOU ARE ABLE TO MESS WITH US. WHY? BECAUSE WE HAVE VISIONS OF FUEL.

NOW I HEAR U ASK, "WHAT ARE THE VISIONS OF FUEL?"

U CLEARLY HAVE 0.0000% KNOWLEDGE OTHERWISE U WOULD BE ASKING A MUCH BETTER QUESTION. IF I HEAR U ASK THAT AGAIN I WILL PLACE A $52 BOUNTY ON UR HEAD.

THIS IS THE VISION WHICH WILL GUIDE US TO THE CHOSEN LAND; THE LAND OF RESOURCES. THIS PLACE, WE'VE SEEN IT, AND AS YOU CAN GUESS, THE RESOURCE COUNT IS AT LEAST OVER A BILLION. IT HAS A RESOURCE LEVEL OF AT LEAST 15, MEANING IF WE CAN HARVEST ALL THE KUSH AND PURE FUEL THAT LIES WITHIN THIS BABY, WE'RE GONNA BUY AMAZON.NOT THE FOREST, THE COMPANY. WE MIGHT ALSO BUY JEFF'S KIDS. WE'LL SEE HOW WE GO.

OKAY SO TO BREAK IT DOWN (THE ONLY REASON I NEED 2 BREAK DOWN THIS SIMPLE SHIT IS BECAUSE U ARE CLEARLY NOT ON OUR LEVEL) VISIONS OF FUEL R GONNA MAKE US GAIN MORE INCOME THAN THE ENTIRETY OF CANADA, SPARKING A NEW SOCIETY IN WHICH FUEL IS SEEN AS THE ULTIMATE SOURCE OF POWER. JUST WATCH. THIS ISN'T SOME FAKE TMZ SHIT. ALSO WE ARE GOING TO LEGALIZE PETTY THEFT. BC FUCK IT. WE CAN DO ANYTHING.

CURRENT FUEL PRICES: 3 dollars and also 5 cents

CURRENT PREDICTIONS:

• Diesel Prices Will Plummet After Saudi Arabia is Annihilated By The United States in the year 2034. Prepare for this immediately.
• I will eat a fuel burrito when fuel prices plummet
• Gas will become discoloured
• Antartica will become a global superpower

NEVER UNDERESTIMATE COMBUSTION.

OUR HIT LIST IS THICKER THAN A PHONEBOOK; U KNOW EMINEM HAS TO BE ON THERE SOMEWHERE.

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